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Listen up, f*ckers! There are only two simple rules up in my house... compliance is mandatory.
#1. No talking trash on me
#2. Dirty boots/shoes off at the door

Thank you for your cooperation.

A woman with power scares me.

It started

Hobbie nailed it.

There are only TWO rules. If you all can't handle two rules... then yeah, be very afraid.

LA - I'm not scared.

LadyAngler said:
There are only TWO rules.

Sure, that's what you say now... but, I've been down this road before. Next thing ya know, there's another rule, then another, and another, and another, and on and on. It never ends... and such.

And your wife said you know nothing about women.

LA, your wife said the same thing about you.

That doesn't even make sense Snowflake. She knows about women, because she has a vagina. Heck, I thought that was common knowledge.

Flake~ I will direct you to Rule #1. Now, please have this frosty glass of Shut-the-Hel1-up!

LA - You can take rule #1 and shove it where Dave likes to have things shoved.

I shove things in the closet, into the shed, into the bed of my truck, heck just about anywhere a straight guy can shove stuff, I've done'r.

LA, you forgot rule #3...no dirty underwear in the laundry hamper.

Uhhh Rainbow, just how dirty are we talkin here???