Appointment excuses
Posted: September 20th, 2005, 5:27 pm
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.
This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow ?
His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.
This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow ?
