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Posted: February 16th, 2006, 12:16 am
Broke Back Mountain Shopping List:
WEEK ONE
~. Beans
~. Bacon
~. Coffee
~. Whiskey
WEEK TWO
~. Beans
~. Ham
~. Coffee
~. Whiskey
WEEK THREE
~. Beans al fresco
~. Thin-sliced Bacon
~. Hazelnut Coffee
~. Skye vodka & Tanqueray gin
~. K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
~. Beans en salade
~. Pancetta
~. Coffee (espresso grind)
~. 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
~. 2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
~. Fresh Fava beans
~. Jasmine rice
~. Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
~. Medallions of veal
~. Porcini mushrooms
~. 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
~. 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
~. 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
~. 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
~. Yukon Gold potatoes
~. Heavy whipping cream
~. Asparagus (very thin)
~. Organic Eggs
~. Spanish Lemons
~. Gruyere cheese (well aged)
~. Crushed Walnuts
~. Arborio Rice for Risotto
~. Arugula
~. Clarified Butter
~. Extra Virgin Olive oil
~. Pure Balsamic vinegar
~. 6 yards white silk organdy
~. 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
~. 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
~. Large tin Crisco