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Warmouth
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Post by Warmouth » March 24th, 2006, 2:25 am

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave
9. Wet bonnet contest
8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
7. Buttermilk keggar
6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale
5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
3. Sleep 'til 6 AM
2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite donkey
1. Churn butter naked
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Re: Amish

Post by Swamp_Fox » March 24th, 2006, 3:41 am

"1. Churn butter naked "

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Re: Amish

Post by BornBad » March 27th, 2006, 12:00 pm

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