Woman's Poem / Man's Poem
Posted: March 27th, 2006, 7:11 am
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store, a bowling alley, a top of the line fishing boat, and 3000 acres of prime hunting land.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a Chit.
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store, a bowling alley, a top of the line fishing boat, and 3000 acres of prime hunting land.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a Chit.