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> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
> desert. After they got their tent all set up,
> both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
> Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
> look towards sky, what you see?"
>
> The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
> stars."
>
> What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
> "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
> millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
> planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
> is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
> approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
> Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are
> small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
> seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
> it tell you, Tonto?"
>
> "You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."

LR & Tonto were headed to town on a very hot day to visit the local watering hole. The trough out in front of the saloon was empty, and LR, not wanting Silver to overheat, asked Tonto to stay outside & run around the horse so the breeze would help cool him off. When LR was finished with his beer, they could switch off.

LR was almost finished with his beer when a cowboy came in & said, "Whose white horse is that out there?"

LR said, "That's mine. Is there a problem?"

The cowboy said, "Well, I just wanted to let you know you left your injun running."

This is an old one but still funny.....The LR and Tonto were surrounded by bad guys and the LR told Tonto to go to and get help....Tonto arrives back with some good looking skanks from the saloon, and the LR says "No, No Tonto, I said posse.

Kemo Sabe, now tell white men what Tonto do to you in tent.

So, uhhhhmmmm.... ya got somethin to tell us, masked man???

Yea, Tonto should change his name to Oreck.