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...in honor of National Alcohol Screening Day (I screen ALL my alcohol ) on April 7th:

If you answer "yes" to any of the following questions, you may have a problem with alcohol.

Do you drink alone when you feel angry or sad?
Does your drinking ever make you late for work?
Does your drinking worry your family?
Do you ever drink after telling yourself you won't?
Do you ever forget what you did while drinking?
Do you get headaches or a hangover after drinking?
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Well, duh!

Got any y'all want to add?

Geez, I didn't know that was considered abuse.....dang teatotalers.

Do you wake up in someone elses clothing after drinking?

Is drinking on your daily TODO list?



does your local liqueur store have YOU on rush delivery?

Have you ever been pelted with Habanero Azz kickin' peanuts while you were passed out?

If you get too drunk to drive.







Or ever wear white boots.

Looks like Smitty on his first Beemer.

Now I gaurantee you that fella reads GQ!!!

Iifid, you bastage !!

I'm a patient dude. Revenge WILL be mine.

Droppin' a full Bud longneck and breaking the bottle, or leaving one in a cooler so long that it turns skunky............ now THAT'S alcohol abuse.

Do you ever drink so much you have to ?

Th,

That is strictly an amateur stunt.

DMR, did you get my email?

Yessir, just a few minutes ago.

Expect a reply, but not until after I abuse some more alcohol.

Only thing about drunks is they can be pretty unpredictable. ( Gloria is a mean drunk ) If you shake when you get up until you get the first beer in ya. There might be a problem. I will just stick to my weed. I could smoke an ounce of that stuff and still enter a conversation with folks and they never know I am " impaired ". To me it ain't no more than a strong cigerette. All you naysayers can go f-yourself. High horse riding hypocritical clueless holes.



You might be an alcoholic if you sleep more in your truck than your own bed..... hows that ?