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fishin
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Lawyer Jokes

Post by fishin » April 9th, 2004, 10:18 am

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"

His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."

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