OutdoorMissouri.com

Tired of chasing those sammich bucks?

Buy This Hunt

I call bullchit on that deal

I like this part of the advertisement:

"....is not an easy hunt because it is in a preserve. We don't recommend bow hunting unless you are a supreme archer and even then you will need to bring a rifle as back up."

Are they kidding? It's a HFA!

This part is also amusing:

"When you are not at the preserve you can fish in our pond with some whopper catfish weighing in up to 10lb's"

Man, that seals the deal for me!

For $11K you can book a nice African safari.

Swamp_Fox said:
For $11K you can book a nice African safari.

I ain't gonna hunt no kneegrows neither damnit.

Why is it that these canned deer hunts cost twice what a canned elk hunt would cost? What's up with that yo?

WM, I don't know the answer to your question but think that any wipe that does canned hunts in an HFA is not a hunter. Might as well go shoot fuggin cows in a field.

I think we should take up a collection, and buy this hunt for our new "Member of the Year".

This is always a viable option for those that can't get the satisfaction of doing it for themselves and have the money to throw at it.