Deer weight by chest measurement

[Warmouth]

[Rafe Hollister]

There should be a Tick Farm model that reads a maximum of 120 lb.

[Rafe Hollister]

If I had $15, I'd get one of those.

[Rafe Hollister]

I figure with all the times I've fed your mooching , you owe me at least that much. Or you could just take my wife & we'll call it even.

[Warmouth]

I have a cheap Cabela's scale that I don't trust much, but this chart is much easier to use, than hoisting a deer multiple times, just to check it's weight. Neither one are probably accurate withing 5%.

Rafe, I'd like to help you, but I've already got my hands full over here.

[Great White Hunter]

Rafe, show me a picture of the wife, and we'll talk.

[2BHNTN]

I hear flake like his women on the + size. How about a pic of your wife flake ?

[Great White Hunter]

I hear 2B likes his women on the ho-ish side, how about a pic of your wife?

[2BHNTN]

Gosh Flake, your mean and really know how to hurt a guy. Have fun with your fatty patty. By all means, make sure and continue leaving her fat azz at home. As for my wife, she goes just about everywhere I go. I recon just the fact that she can go to our little shindigs and have just as much fun as the rest of us makes her a really nasty and your right. I like em just like she is. I just showed her your post. She would be glad to settle your " I hear " issue in person.

Her comment btw => " Who would go by the alias Snowflake ?? he must be a fag "

[Great White Hunter]

Ahh, what a nice picture. I personally enjoyed the one a while back where she had a beer in one hand and she was flipping off the camera with the other hand. Right in front of some kids, those are qualities I'd want in a spouse.

So I'll just stick with my "fatty patty" as you call her, and we'll be just fine.

[2BHNTN]

Yes, I figured as much ya panzie.

[Great White Hunter]

Yep, you're right.

[Ol' Dad]

Fatty Patty??



How much will she go on the hoof 2B?





Ol' Dad