The Mexican Blackbird, LLC

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » November 29th, 2006, 1:06 pm

In the last hour or so, I have received upwards of 50 PMs and e-mails regarding the the Mexican Blackbird, LLC and the successes of it. Well, let me start by saying this company was founded by me in the fall of 2006. I figured it was about time that some notariety went to someone like myself after all of the years of hard work I have put in to making my name great. It has been a great fall for me here at the TMB. I probably have logged less than 40 hours treestand time and have killed one deer. I whacked a turkey too but it made it about 10 yards out of sight so I didn't bother tracking it. It was during the rut so I said fugg it. Here at the TMB, we have no conscience with respect to going after wounded animals. If we don't hear them fall, they are as good as gone. As sole proprieter of TMB, I must say that I have come out ahead once again this year. In fact, my 401k is doing great and my savings account is still in tact. I have invested less thant $500 in hunting expenses this fall. $300 went to [email]Keith@aimlow.[/email] That mother fornicater stuck it to me earlier this year. He knew I was trying to get this gig on its feet and he still felt the need to fornicate me up the donkey. The owner of TMB, me, has received many complements regarding my presence at many outdoor functions this past year. Folks graviate toward me for some reason and I like it. TMB is the pre-party, party, and post-party of all events attended. That is just the way it is. Right now, we are preparing for Christmas here at TMB. Heaping helpings of STFU are well-wished on the likes of 2B and his dumbass cronies. A P&Y score sheet will also grace the stockings of 2B and Snowflake this year so that they know what the fornicate they are talking about when they make dumbass statements discussing how they pass on 140" deer regularly. Snowflake hasn't done that, but he still couldn't come up with a score within 10" if it weren't for his butt buddy BudMan. To the boys at AimLow, I'm sending you some of my boyish good looks in a bottle. Lord fornicating knows Robin, Larry, and Eric could use it. They are not camera friendly mother fornicaters by any means. I don't have much for the guys at TurkeyWhacker other than to say keep the calls coming north. To RB, Fish, Fishin, and and all you other trout fishing stupid mother fornicaters, I hope you have a good year and catch all the tame liver tasting chit feeders you can down there in Taney. Say hi to that dumbass Shawn while you are down there. Speaking of Shawn, do it yourself antler fixer upper is going to be availble at the TMB very soon. MoCraig and Dave, go fornicater youselves. Lady Angler, I'll be stuffing your stocking very soon. 170, I'll be sending clear weather your way so that you don't fornicate up and shoot another sammich. Dabs and Don King can suck the Mexican Blackbird's skinflute. Those boys have mucho experience blowing on kazoos. Hobie and his dumbass sidekick C&C, I'm going to take you to the HFA to hunt very soon. Mark my words that will happen. Here at TMB, we are givers and not takers. To the rest of you stupid son of a bitches (i.e., Limbshot, Rafe, and all you other cornholers), I can't really do much for you here at TMB. A dumbass is a dumbass. Sometimes you really can't help a fellow. So, for all of you that have inquired about the Mexican Blackbird, LLC, you can now see it is a small one man show that is all about me. I don't well wish on anyone except myself. I don't give a chit about anyone except myself. That is pretty much the jist of it.

Showme · Post by **Showme** » November 29th, 2006, 1:22 pm

That is PS doing his best Michael Richards impression

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » November 29th, 2006, 1:32 pm

See folks, I look like a fuggin' angel compaired to PS. Also, at least I insult you all with a little respect and integrety, which TMB could learn from.

I do believe I should have had a better mention than "go fork yourselves." though. That lack of attention definitely has me down.

2BHNTN · Post by **2BHNTN** » November 29th, 2006, 1:36 pm

If you compare me or say my alias in the same sentence as SF one more time. I will get in my azz stomping truck right now and drive to Missouri and put a big dag gum gnome boot up your azz.

BTW=> I stand by my statements on passing deer. As you should also do. If I did what you do every year I would have a stack of

basically sitting in a garage or in SF basement. No acheivement in that from my perspective. Your a deer killin somebeatch I will grant you that. You should be stepping up in my opinion and practicing a bit more QDM. Especially on property you regulary hunt.

BTW=> The only Mexican or blackbeard in you was one of them fellas that knocked you down and took you like little schoolgirl in the Texas backwoods. I would not be advertising that up nancy boy.

Oh, and stfu SF.

Great White Hunter · Post by **Great White Hunter** » November 29th, 2006, 1:50 pm

Wow....PS has lost it.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » November 29th, 2006, 2:39 pm

2B, I have stepped it up a bit. I have passed up shots (not that I would have hit them) on numerous deer between 100 and 120" with a bow in the last 4 or 5 years. I've also killed 3 of the darn things though.

The average net score on those deer in SF's basement, on the other hand, is 127".

2BHNTN · Post by **2BHNTN** » November 29th, 2006, 2:47 pm

Congrats.... I am glad I am having some affect on you. Your still a forking glutton. Did you add the distance from Dab's azzhole to the tip of his peter to your measurements ? Cuz I will tell you somethin, that spot from his azzhole to his nutsack don't count.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » November 29th, 2006, 2:57 pm

Heck 2B, you could be better served if I rubbed off on you a little bit. In that way, you would be killing 130" deer at least.

Truth be known, I carried each the bow and gun during rifle season. In the past 4 or 5 years since I have owned the HFA, I have passed on some good 10 pointers with a gun that I would have shot with a bow. A couple of good 8 pointers. I'm not too darn sure I don't need to carry the gun all of the time now.

2BHNTN · Post by **2BHNTN** » November 29th, 2006, 3:01 pm

PoisonSnake said:
Heck 2B, you could be better served if I rubbed off on you a little bit.

You have crossed the line again PS. Will you ever learn ? I am taking my ball home now...... never ever ever to return.

RB · Post by RB » November 29th, 2006, 3:05 pm

I am almost honored to be insulted by the PS by name and for that PS I salute you

lonepine · Post by **lonepine** » November 29th, 2006, 3:57 pm

put the hip boots on and get a shovel,its getting deep.

Great White Hunter · Post by **Great White Hunter** » November 29th, 2006, 4:33 pm

I have an avatar!!!

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » November 29th, 2006, 5:01 pm

Snow, maybe you could rent some longer arms to get the rack out a little further still. Your arms won't reach any further out than that.

CuppedAndCommitted · Post by **CuppedAndCommitted** » November 29th, 2006, 5:06 pm

PS,
Nice, very nice. I'll deal with you later. Right now I'm takin' my sidekick donkey to the HFA to go kill something. Carry on......and such.

Great White Hunter · Post by **Great White Hunter** » November 29th, 2006, 6:28 pm

Dave - I'm not a dwarf, like yourself. My arms are bent in the picture...I can't help it that I shoot big bucks.

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