A Golfing story....
Posted: April 23rd, 2004, 8:32 pm
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally
the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and
hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it another 10 feet.She looks up at the
men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing
lessons I took this Winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replied,
"Well, you know, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons
instead." To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box as a
warning to other potential wise asses.
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally
the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and
hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it another 10 feet.She looks up at the
men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing
lessons I took this Winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replied,
"Well, you know, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons
instead." To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box as a
warning to other potential wise asses.