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Uhh......... Is that the NASCAR edition ? Or, do you tend to forget what kind of gun you're shooting ?

Hey, the 870 is the most prolific shotgun ever produced.

And turkies can't read.

In the event you didn't see the turkey forum, it's called flameoflage.

Counts 2 said:
In the event you didn't see the turkey forum, it's called flameoflage.

Then you must be a flamer c2.

No, Dave, ( C. ) I haven't seen the turkey forum lately. But,I'm plenty familiar with the 870's reputation.

It's nice work, don't get me wrong. I see quite a few tricked out paint jobs while shooting sporting clays. Some are really cool, and others are uglier than a mud fence.

It's the dudes that think their new paint job will make them a better shot that crack my azz up.

BTW, tell your wife I said, " Hey !" , and that I still have y'all's big plastic bowl.

Thats a really crappy something.

I agree with ya two tall.

MOCraig said:
My mom always said you can say "that's really something" to something you think looks like chit without offending them. You can also say "he's as cute as he can be" about an ugly baby.

Something tells me she had to tell you this because people were saying it to you so much.

MOCraig said:
Oh, boy, what a zinger. You people from Illinois are fornicating dumb.

MOC, that was one of your best lines ever...and true to boot.

They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unfortunately, the first person MOCraig got to meet in IL, besides my dad & me, was an Applebee's waitress. I will agree that she was dumb.

BTW, Too Tall does a helluva paint job. He doesn't mess around with cheap 870's--he goes for the Benellis.

99 cent, rattle can of O.D. Green... covers up the shiney spots and keeps the critters from seeing ya... Also it's usually worn off by the end of season, so you don't have to clean it up.

Rafe Hollister said:
They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unfortunately, the first person MOCraig got to meet in IL, besides my dad & me, was an Applebee's waitress. I will agree that she was dumb.

She was dumb.