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Next year will be my last. Time for someone else to take over from here. The only thing that's kept me halfway sane this year is the fact that my naughty list is bigger than normal. Some of those kids are just little chitheads.

Don't forget to leave some hooch for Jolly Ol' Saint Nick.

MFX to you too fat boy. All I want for xmas is a truck load of coal for the stove. I hope all of you have a happy holiday season and good 2009. Also pray that MoCraig comes back to save us again.

Hi "Santa"- Hank Hill here.

I just wanted to let you know to skip our neighborhood- Dale is eager to kill a reindeer and is sitting on his roof with a sniper rifle on a bipod. If you do come here, you may want to have Rudolph dim his nose and wear a bulletproof vest. If you converted your sleigh to propane, you could make a more clean and quiet approach than using reindeer!

Also if you encounter another Santa- it is likely Bill. He likes to dress up in his "Mall Santa" costume and climb down chimneys since his house depresses him- especially mine because I think he is trying to get a peek at Peggy in her nightgown.

Finally, can you please give Bobby a kick in the ass when he tries to take your milk and cookies? If you do I'll leave you a 6-pack of Alamo beer in the alley.

Thank you-

Hank Hill, Assistant Manager at Strickland Propane

Merry Christmas guys. Travel safe, and my advise is to give good gifts.

You all have a great Christmas and be careful and be safe.

Take it easy, Santa. Last year you shortchanged me. I expect it paid back this year, with interest.

The rest of you, have a great Christmas and be careful in your travels.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Be safe and best wishes for all of you during the holidays! Remember, easy on the egg nog if you are going to be driving.

Merry Christmas to all of you.

The jolly, fat man brought me a flu bug yesterday. I didn`t even feel like trying my first attempt at deep fried turkey. I was told it was very, very good though. I hope you all have a safe, and Merry Christmas.

btw...this is how Santa rolls in IL.

Hey ya son-of-a-bitch -

My daughter asked for a damn pony. She has been asking for three months - at least two or three days a week for it. She has sent you at least ten letters, prayed to you at night...hell even sat on your lap at three different malls, Bass Pro and a local parade and you said you would be bringing it.

Well....the day has come and forking gone.....no Gawd Damn pony. I sure hope like hell it was some kind of clerical mix up with addressing or something - cause she is pissed off more than you can imagine.

If this was not a simple mix up - it is going to be harder than a preachers dick up in a mules ass for you to fix.

I expect to hear back from you on this promptly as she is only 8 and we are about out of Midol and it is only the 26th.

She ended up as a last-minute addition to the Naughty List. There's something she isn't telling you about.

Thanks for the flu bug A-hole! I hope you have a good memory, because believe me, you don`t want to try the milk, and cookies, at my house next year.

Nice one Dabs!

Now back to you corksucker. Next time you put a damn gun underneath my tree, you make damn certain you do not deliver the credit card invoice with it. I'm tired of paying for all of your chit.

PoisonSnake wrote:Nice one Dabs!

Now back to you corksucker. Next time you put a damn gun underneath my tree, you make damn certain you do not deliver the credit card invoice with it. I'm tired of paying for all of your chit.

PS, I'd be pissed if'n I was you too.........those Red Ryder's can get pricey.
Did ya get the wagon you wanted too???????????

I actually got something good this year. Fleece lined Carhart jeans. They're nice, and I'll recommend them to folks who like to be warm.

LA was pissed she didn't get a gun, God love her.