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I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.

We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

That is priceless. SF, I guess only you and I have a sense (less) of humor...........none of the other deadbeats on here are posting anyting funny. Keep it up.

RB your right, this place is dead, someone must have turn off the lights and shut the door..

That's a good one SF.

lonepine wrote:RB your right, this place is dead, someone must have turn off the lights and shut the door..

Lonepine, we are open 24/7 around hera. We just need to get you infrequent flyers back on board with posting. If you have any ideas let me know......even if it is a bake sale. WM you are slacking in the posting department, step it up.