Wife Thinks I'm Messing Up

[oneshot]

Starting to have more Deer and Turkeys than you can shake a stick at hanging around the house.

She is worried about the Orchard and Garden.

I've got Food Plots and Feeders over the hill but their coming up close to the house.

Oh well might be interesting in a couple months.I was going to pretty much leave the ones around the house alone for awhile but looks like I'm going to have to do something.

oneshot
The Big Grins ready.

[BornBad]

Call Born Bad's deer removal service. I should have this bidness venture open and going by mid September.

[hobiecat]

The WAS is always willing to offer a helping hand.

[Rafe Hollister]

The WAS is always willing to offer a helping hand.

If you could get your hands off each other's asses long enough.

[hobiecat]

The WAS is always willing to offer a helping hand.

If you could get your hands off each other's asses long enough.

We aren't the ones who have a regular meeting called a "circle jerk."



If ya wanna talk bout keepin your hands off something, ya might wanna save it until your next meeting.

[PoisonSnake]

What is the WAS? Hobiecat, I saw this guy down on Otter's Slough been sometime back. He was in one of those queer-assed sailboats trying to crappie fish. Was that you? I assume that is what Hobiecat means. Oh, and don't give me that 'assume' line of bullshit either. PoisonSnake (I might just crawl up on this log right here and bite this frog right in the lattisimus dorsi)

[2BHNTN]

I would like to think smitty would not talk about sinking his fangs into someones nutsack and digesting there " appendages ". WTF ?

[PoisonSnake]

Where did PoisonSnake say anything about sinking his fangs into someone's nutsack? A negro ass maybe, but not a nutsack? Hey now, deer regurgitate their food, why can't the PoisonSnake?

[2BHNTN]

" hypodermic needle taken to your ballsack " Since the hypo would be hypothetically a reference to your fangs, which by the way would be in your mouth. So that is exactly what you said.

[PoisonSnake]

Read the statement carefully 2BHNTN. The reference that was made is that of comparing being stuck with hypodermic needles in the nutsack with that of being bitten in the ass by the PoisonSnake. However, I will say it now. PoisonSnake can strike twice the length of his own body, and being as you are about kneehigh to a grasshopper's dick, I wouldn't have any problem striking you in the nutsack.

[2BHNTN]

" you are about kneehigh to a grasshopper's dick " finally something a bit funny.

[PoisonSnake]

I'm not a kingsnake. I don't eat other snakes. I eat lizards.

[hobiecat]

Hobiecat, I saw this guy down on Otter's Slough been sometime back. He was in one of those queer-assed sailboats trying to crappie fish. Was that you?

Nope, I ain't never been to Otter's Slough, don't crappie fish much, and don't own a sailboat.

I do, however, enjoy beheading pesky lil snakes!

[Bandito]

I'm not a kingsnake. I don't eat other snakes. I eat lizards.

That isn't what I heard. I heard you eat The Azzhole on the other forum's snake all the time.

[hobiecat]

Ooooouuccchhh!