
"Moan"ica...
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"Moan"ica...
Okay, someone help me out here. WTF is the appeal of "that woman....Ms. Lewinsky"?? Every time you see a story on her accompanied with a film clip, she's receiving the red carpet treatment like a celebrity. Saw a quote where she said she had to watch her weight because the papparazzi are always trailing her. Lets see...her claim to fame is that she performed oral sex on the President. Seems to me that just makes her about one step above the common hooker. Prayer is out of school and people are trying to get the Pledge taken out because of the reference to God, but we treat an oral queen like a star. Will this country ever get some of it's moral values straightened out? 

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PoisonSnake
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Re: "Moan"ica...
I tell you one damn thing. She can whistle Dixie on my skin flute anyday. The PoisonSnake
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Re: "Moan"ica...
I've often wondered the same thing ODF, she got fame and fortune for slurping on a presidential tube steak.. Wonder if a cabana boy would get as much for munching on the 1st lady's muffin ?
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Re: "Moan"ica...
Tells us alot about our former President's values. I mean... she wasn't even good looking!
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Re: "Moan"ica...
Any dude that would munch a 1st lady's muffin deserves a cabinet position....we've had some ugly 1st ladies!!


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Re: "Moan"ica...
I've often wondered the same thing ODF, she got fame and fortune for slurping on a presidential tube steak.. Wonder if a cabana boy would get as much for munching on the 1st lady's muffin ?
I'd say no. Vince Foster ended up dead, at the end of a muddy trail, with clean shoes.

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PoisonSnake
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Re: "Moan"ica...
GoGop, are you saying there may have been some sex involved in that deal. I don't think I have heard that one as of yet.
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GoGop
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Re: "Moan"ica...
Revenge sex. 

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Re: "Moan"ica...
nnnnnnaaaaaasssssstttttttyyyyyyy 

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Re: "Moan"ica...
I don't think it was the the oral sex, I think it was the cigar sex. Now that was something new! 

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Re: "Moan"ica...
I would have poked Bill's oldlady but she is looking like shit now.She looks like she is doing cocaine.Now our 1st.lady Bush looks the best of all. A real Texas lady.
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Re: "Moan"ica...
And Ladybird Johnson was a real sexpot, too. I'd've done her in the Lincoln bedroom for sure.
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