Post kill rituals?
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Post kill rituals?
Come on now Rafe...you know I'm not saying that, besides I'm one good looking individual compared to you.
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Rafe Hollister
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You won't be such a handsome devil after I kick your ass and you have all those bruises, cuts, swollen eyes, etc.
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oneshot, how much does she charge ya for all that work?
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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GoGop
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She fixes his truck too. That lady is downright handy to have around. 

.. he likes to shoot a man in the throat just to see his head wobble before he hits the ground
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Great White Hunter
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Great White Hunter
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Gutpile
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Re: Post kill rituals?
I pour a shot of Jack Daniels down the barrel of a loaded firearm arm and them wrap my lips around the muzzle and suck that sweet nectar of life down.
Confuscius say...He who runs to airport turnstyle going to Bankok
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Field dress 'em so fast, in time to see the heart and stomach straps still twitchin'! Then I take a big bite out of the liver and slam a cup full of their blood. I can't hardly wait, for that September taste.
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You know somptin X Bow T, there is a recipe for deer liver over in the Game Recipes forum. I am sure it taste much better cooked then raw.
Daym, that could get some priceless expressions from my nephews if I was to do somptin like that.. then they could watch me 
Daym, that could get some priceless expressions from my nephews if I was to do somptin like that.. then they could watch me 
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X Bow T,
I've never drank the cup of blood but the look on my buddy's face as I offer him the other half of the piece of fresh liver I'm chewing on.... well, it's priceless.
I've never drank the cup of blood but the look on my buddy's face as I offer him the other half of the piece of fresh liver I'm chewing on.... well, it's priceless.
Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.
It's about staying alive.
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PoisonSnake
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I kill big bucks, so I typically spread them apart, grab them by the pecker, and jerk it until they piss right into my mouth. I believe that I now have the scent of another buck, so it brings these bastages in to investigate. It's been working for years.
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2BHNTN
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Hey, that's close to what that fella down in Arkansas did when he let that 8 point kick the shit out of him on camera. Only I think it was elk piss.
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PoisonSnake
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I ain't lyin! You callin' me a liar 2B? You little sawed off bastage. Ask MoBuck? I drink deer piss. One of these days when MoBuck kills something respectable, he'll do it too.
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2BHNTN
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I don't remember mentioning anything about being a liar, but now that you mention it. Your as full of shit as SF's drawers.
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