The Perfect Day

[Duck Me Runnin]

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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants,
open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, pedicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds.
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from
secret admirer.
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk,
who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5:30 Choose outift from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
full length mirror.
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers.
10:00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed ...(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blow job.
6:30 Massive satisfying poopoo while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport.
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12:15 Blow job.
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excusion with all female crew, all nude,
who also bend over alot displaying growlers.
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle.
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,
naturally).
6:45 poopoo, Shower and Shave.
7:00 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV
as you watch football game.
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over).
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer.
11:30 A night cap blow job.
11:45 In bed alone.
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes key 4 times and forces the
dog to leave the room.
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep.