Bush and Rumsfeld

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Warmouth
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Bush and Rumsfeld

Post by Warmouth » January 7th, 2005, 6:33 pm

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Muslims".
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.

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