A Little Raisin Bread

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A Little Raisin Bread

Post by BornBad » February 4th, 2005, 10:15 am

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties to work the counter.

One day a young man enters the store, eyes the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the Image bread high on the shelves, he has a brilliant idea.

"I'd like some Image bread, please," the man says politely.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the Image bread, and the young man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with a magnificent view, just as he had hoped. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two more loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, another male customer notices what is going on. Thinking quickly as the clerk again descends to the counter, he requests his own loaf of Image bread. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of yet another male customer. Pretty soon each fellow in the store is successively asking for Image bread, just to see the clerk climb up to the top shelf.

After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. Finding herself yet again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yells down,

"Is yours Image too?"

"No," croaks the feeble old man... "But it's startin' to twitch."
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Re: A Little Raisin Bread

Post by 2BHNTN » February 4th, 2005, 12:16 pm

That is funny. Had to read it twice though as the dancing fellow's just didn't click the first round. I thought you were be extra jovial in telling your joke.
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Re: A Little Raisin Bread

Post by BornBad » February 7th, 2005, 8:35 am

Ya, who would'a thought "r aisen" get's a dancing gremlin. I was to lazy to go back and change the bread to pumpernickle.
I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear

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