Baptist Preacher

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falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."





Again all was quiet.





Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.



"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"



The preacher fainted.