The Picture on the nightstand

[Daffy]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the CRAP is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

[Big John]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!