Ugly doe

[Warmouth]

She ran right into me on the road last night while I was hauling my boat. Luckily the only damage is to the front quarter panel, the drivers door, the back door, the cab, and the side of the bed, other than that, you can hardly notice.

I'm really pissed about it, but at least it didn't wipe out the boat too, and send me in the ditch. Supid deer. First one I ever hit, hopefully the last.

[counts]

Ouch.

[Great White Hunter]

Sorry to hear about it.

If you were in the cock wagon it wouldn't have happened.

[Warmouth]

Snow-It would have totaled that shabby Cock Wagon. Smashed it to smithereens.

[Warmouth]

The Cock Wagon not only would have been ed up, but you would have soiled yourself Craig, admit it.



Actually, you probably would have already been soiled, and just blamed it on hitting a deer.

[hobiecat]

Bad steering linkage??

[Warmouth]

I figured your GPS wasn't accurate enough to keep you going in the right lane, either that or blindness would be my guesses.

[Warmouth]

As in you can't see the road anyway, so just staying on it is a miracle in itself, regardless of right/left lane.

[counts]

Think Cheetos.

[Great White Hunter]

I just love a lovers quarrel.

[Warmouth]

Hardly coke bottles, I am legal to drive without corrective lenses, but they make me look more sophisticated.

The orange shirt I wore while hunting....well, I was hunting. Hunter orange, hunting... hunter orange, hunting, they kind of go together really.

[Great White Hunter]

Have you homos ever heard of email?

[Warmouth]

That's what your old lady told me.

[Warmouth]

MOCraig said:

dave-t. said:

Hardly coke bottles, I am legal to drive without corrective lenses, but they make me look more sophisticated.

Your old lady.



There is no need to be left out Snowy, we can make fun of you too, it's very easy ya know.

[Great White Hunter]

Dave - At least I don't have coke bottle bottom glasses.