
Friday the 13th
- LadyAngler
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Friday the 13th
Why is it that Friday the 13th(s) are so terrible?!? My day already SUX!!! 

Anything you can do, I can do better.
Re: Friday the 13th
It is only if you believe it will be. Go eat some 4 leaf clovers and you will feel better.
- Outdoorsfool
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Re: Friday the 13th

Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
Re: Friday the 13th
Well, if it's of any help.........mines going pretty good so far!!!!
I think it's time for a beer!!!
I think it's time for a beer!!!

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Re: Friday the 13th
I'm with drake on that idea


Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
- LadyAngler
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Re: Friday the 13th
Well, I got a dead lady and another I have freshly inserted a tube down her throat that might disagree with ya... not to mention me! 
But thanks for the encouragement!

But thanks for the encouragement!

Anything you can do, I can do better.
Re: Friday the 13th
It's Friday and in about 2 hours my weekend begins.
I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
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Re: Friday the 13th
Rainbow has half of the answer for the Friday 13th blues.
There are only two sure ways to protect yourself. Four leaf clovers, or oral sex. They are the only ways to ensure the bad luck won't hit you.
I should have reminded you of that this morning LA.
There are only two sure ways to protect yourself. Four leaf clovers, or oral sex. They are the only ways to ensure the bad luck won't hit you.
I should have reminded you of that this morning LA.

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Re: Friday the 13th
Yeah, I tried that line on my wife too... didn't work for me either.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
Re: Friday the 13th
Dave T, If that's true then Mrs. Drake is in for the longest bad day of her life!!!!


- LadyAngler
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Re: Friday the 13th
"Remided?!?" I assume you mean remiNded? Yeah... I could have used some of that uuummmmm.... I mean, THOSE four-leaf clovers this AM. 

Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Re: Friday the 13th
I think there should be a rule implemented that spouses should be excluded from posting on the same message board. Wait, now that I think about it, MOCraig and Dave-t, Rafe and Two Tall, and 2B and Bobby wouldn't be able to post on here. Maybe that's not a good idea after all. Never mind.
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Re: Friday the 13th
WTF! Surely not this again. 

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Duck Me Runnin
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Re: Friday the 13th
I'm hesitant to type this, but I've had quite a few GOOD things happen on a Friday the 13th.
Back in '81, I got a job, my driver's license, and my first car in the same day. It didn't even occur to me that it was the 13th.
A few years later, I happen to notice that months before, my license had expired.
I went the next day and had to take the written AND the driving test again. Later that day, I realized that it was Friday the 13th............ again.

Back in '81, I got a job, my driver's license, and my first car in the same day. It didn't even occur to me that it was the 13th.

A few years later, I happen to notice that months before, my license had expired.
I went the next day and had to take the written AND the driving test again. Later that day, I realized that it was Friday the 13th............ again.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
- LadyAngler
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Re: Friday the 13th
Snowflake.... Sounds like your azz is still sore from last time?!? 
And little MOCraig... how many times must you be denied?!? I'm sure you are used to it... at home and all, but really!

And little MOCraig... how many times must you be denied?!? I'm sure you are used to it... at home and all, but really!

Anything you can do, I can do better.