
I've had forkin' enough...
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PoisonSnake
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I've had forkin' enough...
From now on, I will not kill a deer under 160". Shawn, I expect you to give me the number of that guy that did your dirty work. Every 120" 8 pointer I kill is gonna end up looking like the most obnoxious thing you have ever seen. Honest injun. 

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Warmouth
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
You'll kill'em at 120", and get them back from the taxidermy shop at 180".
That's using your head.
That's using your head.

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PS, what is the name of your taxidermist? 

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PoisonSnake
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
I'm thinking about just doing this stuff myself. Also, I may start scoring my own deer and forging signatures and numbers. I've had enough of this being at the bottom of the barrel stuff.
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
If you'd stop shooting all the 120's that walk by, you could probably shoot a legitimate 160". If not now, at least in a year or two....and such.
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That a boy, that's the spirit. I cant give you the number though. I dont want to keep this guy too busy, otherwise how in the world am I going to get my deer done in a timely manner....it takes a lot of time to turn a spike into a jaw dropping, world-class, no doubt about it (as long as I score it myself) 180 class deer.
So sorry, find your own partner in crime.
So sorry, find your own partner in crime.
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The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
If I saw a 120 at the Tick Farm, I'd soil myself. Keep shooting 120's, PS. No shame in it at all.
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PoisonSnake
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
Yeah OF, I know that about the 120"s. But, what about the 148" deer that has 10" of deductions on one side making him only a 138" deer? Dang thing should have been a 156" deer. All I would have to do is glue a little and saw the kicker point off of him and I would nearly have an illegitimate 160" deer.
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
Why stop there PS? That buck wanted to be a 174" buck, you can make his dreams come true with a little elbow grease, and epoxy.
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PoisonSnake
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
Once I start, I don't plan to stop. Drop tines, multiple brow tines, you name it. It could get ugly. In fact, I may start my own business.
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
Jus think what ya could wif a slickhead... the possiblities are endless!!
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...
Now you boys are getting closer. But first you have to actually go far enough to have a a body made and different "outdoor backdrops" so when you get the mount back it looks like you actually just took to the picture after harvest...
ROOKIES
ROOKIES

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Dont worry about killing a deer big enough to fit your "new" deer head. Just shoot a small one, I know a guy who can stretch those hides before they are stuffed to make them look like 280lb deer. Besides, I weigh them myself...they are all 280lb deer...... 
ONLY 106 DAYS UNTIL BOW SEASON....man we are desperate.

ONLY 106 DAYS UNTIL BOW SEASON....man we are desperate.
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Re: I've had forkin' enough...

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.