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by JimDog » March 29th, 2004, 11:31 pm
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What you'll need:
A funnel
A penny
A glass of ice cold water
A victim
First, stick the little end of the funnel into your pants. Next, pretend you're playing a really fun game of trying to drop a penny off your chin and catching it in the funnel. Your victim will of course want to play. So you stick the little end of the funnel into your victim's pants. When your victim leans back to put the penny on his/her chin......you pour the water into the funnnel.
Jello Puddin' Poops
Jello isn't just for Bill Cosby. Use Jello or another generic gelatin product and place in someone's toilet late at night (you need to give the gelatin some time to harden). Or you could put this in a public toilet somewhere also. Lemon gelatin works well as does clear gelatin.
Once the gelatin hardens, the person who does the poopin will be surprised when they find their tootsie rolls sitting on top a solid but jiggly mass inside the toilet.
This is a good gag because no harm is done to anyone's property since the gelatin needs only to be broken up in order to flush.
Wet One
This prank can be accomplished almost anywhere that has a modern sink. All you need is a rubber band in order to pull off this not so dirty deed. With the water faucet turned off, place the rubber band around the spray nozzle (the one with the hose) that sits next to the faucet and in particular make sure the rubber band is around the handle that turns the nozzle on. Now point the nozzle towards yourself.
When the next person comes up to the sink and turns on the water they get soaked by your trap.
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.