Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods
>and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
>ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in
>the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
>little old woman appeared.
>
>She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
>those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
>butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life:
> better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
>of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter
>for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone!
>
>After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
>where are you?"
>
>Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
>
>Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING
Buttercups
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Outdoorsfool
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Buttercups
Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
Re: Buttercups
I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
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Re: Buttercups
Good one, ODF.
"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
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Re: Buttercups
Good one
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."
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Re: Buttercups
Some people may have seen that, but given the popcorn refernce, I had to post it up. If for no other reason, for BornBad's benefit! 
fishin -
Any dude that has a signature line from the man in black is okay in my book!! 
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Any dude that has a signature line from the man in black is okay in my book!! Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
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Re: Buttercups
Thats great!!
DoniphanRedneck
Accuracy is everything.. live by it, eat by it..
--Bugger off you dried up old codfish--
--Bugger off you dried up old codfish--
Re: Buttercups
I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
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DoniphanRedneck
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Re: Buttercups
I still got a real nice stockpile of BB's popcorn. It's some goooood stuff. 
DoniphanRedneck
DoniphanRedneck
Accuracy is everything.. live by it, eat by it..
--Bugger off you dried up old codfish--
--Bugger off you dried up old codfish--
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fishin
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Re: Buttercups
ODF,
Country is king and not that new shit that all the wannabes listen to. You know Hank, Cash, Waylon, & Merle. I could go on and on they are my heros
Country is king and not that new shit that all the wannabes listen to. You know Hank, Cash, Waylon, & Merle. I could go on and on they are my heros
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."