Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?
You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember.
Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we both putted right to the pin.
When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spalding in there, and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear." That was the last thing I remember.
Delirious
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fishin
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Re: Delirious
Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."
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fishin
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Re: Delirious
Your welcome 
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."