New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
New Year's Resolution
- hobiecat
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New Year's Resolution
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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fishin
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Re: New Year's Resolution
Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."
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fishin
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- Joined: March 3rd, 2004, 12:50 pm
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Re: New Year's Resolution
Your welcome 

"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."