I'd say more like loaded on beer, but you go big guy, you're on a roll, I mean I'm about to piss myself I'm so worried right now. Loaded for bear, durn, I didn't figure you're big enough for daddy to lend you his bear gun.
You do need to have a talk about these sex thoughts you're having though. It's not natural 2b, dreaming about guys you've never met having sex. I actually thinks it's a sickness, so once again I suggest somesort of rehab or 12 step outreach program. One of these times you'll listen, and thank me.

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.