Whale Revenge

Forum led by the jokemaster general.
Post Reply
2BHNTN
2018 Member of the Year
Posts: 3737
Joined: March 3rd, 2004, 12:05 pm
Location: Lake St.Louis, Mo.
Contact:

Whale Revenge

Post by 2BHNTN » September 2nd, 2005, 12:21 pm

A male whale and his girlfriend were swimming around in the ocean, when all of a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the distance. He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his parents many years ago.
So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to avenge the death of his parents. She hesitates, knowing that they could become the next victims of the vessel, but he reassures her and tells her that he has been planning this all of his life, and he swims over and whispers the plan
to her.
So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they both start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to rock back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all over the deck.
Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through the ocean.
The male whale is deli! ghted and starts to gobble up the sailors, but the female whale starts to swim away. So the male whale swims over to her, and asks her what is wrong.
She huffs and puffs and says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm going to swallow the seamen."
"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday

Walter
2018 Member of the Year
Posts: 83
Joined: March 8th, 2005, 2:49 pm
Location: Imperial Mo.

Re: Whale Revenge

Post by Walter » September 2nd, 2005, 6:16 pm

Good one.
The man who thinks he can, and the man who thinks he can't are both right.

Post Reply