#1. No talking trash on me
#2. Dirty boots/shoes off at the door
Thank you for your cooperation.
The Rules
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LadyAngler
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The Rules
Listen up, f*ckers! There are only two simple rules up in my house... compliance is mandatory.
#1. No talking trash on me
#2. Dirty boots/shoes off at the door
Thank you for your cooperation.
#1. No talking trash on me
#2. Dirty boots/shoes off at the door
Thank you for your cooperation.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Warmouth
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Re: The Rules
Hobbie nailed it.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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LadyAngler
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Re: The Rules
There are only TWO rules. If you all can't handle two rules... then yeah, be very afraid. 
Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Great White Hunter
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hobiecat
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Re: The Rules
LadyAngler said:
There are only TWO rules.
Sure, that's what you say now... but, I've been down this road before. Next thing ya know, there's another rule, then another, and another, and another, and on and on. It never ends... and such.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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LadyAngler
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Re: The Rules
And your wife said you know nothing about women. Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Great White Hunter
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Warmouth
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Re: The Rules
That doesn't even make sense Snowflake. She knows about women, because she has a vagina. Heck, I thought that was common knowledge. 
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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LadyAngler
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Re: The Rules
Flake~ I will direct you to Rule #1. Now, please have this frosty glass of Shut-the-Hel1-up! 
Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Great White Hunter
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Re: The Rules
LA - You can take rule #1 and shove it where Dave likes to have things shoved.
aka The Flake-a-nator
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Warmouth
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Re: The Rules
I shove things in the closet, into the shed, into the bed of my truck, heck just about anywhere a straight guy can shove stuff, I've done'r.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
Re: The Rules
LA, you forgot rule #3...no dirty underwear in the laundry hamper.
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hobiecat
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Re: The Rules
Uhhh Rainbow, just how dirty are we talkin here???
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.