Deer hunting the TTTN way

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Deer hunting the TTTN way

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 3rd, 2005, 4:22 pm

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom ? "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.
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Re: Deer hunting the TTTN way

Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2005, 5:00 pm

One more reason to have a home protection device ready at all times.

Chit, even a freakin' hammer would have been helpful.
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Post by Two Tall the Neanderthal » November 3rd, 2005, 5:19 pm

I prefer a machete.
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Post by hobiecat » November 3rd, 2005, 5:21 pm

Chainsaw.
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Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2005, 5:38 pm

Taser.

The best part about that is, when he gets back up, you can taser his azs some more! Image
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Re: Deer hunting the TTTN way

Post by JimDog » November 3rd, 2005, 5:47 pm

Hey, TTTN. If I am able to capture a live buck while I am out in the woods next week, would you be interested in a no-holds barred one-on-one cage match with it? I am thinking that we could sell the video and make some christmas money...
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Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2005, 6:18 pm

I'd buy one. Chit get two deer and make it a tag team match with PS.
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Re: Deer hunting the TTTN way

Post by Shawn » November 3rd, 2005, 8:09 pm

Nice, how would you like to be that deputy

Nice job Deputy Gay!

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Post by BornBad » November 3rd, 2005, 11:41 pm

I favor an ax.
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Re: Deer hunting the TTTN way

Post by Two Tall the Neanderthal » November 4th, 2005, 10:44 am

heck yes. I'll wrastle that sumbeotch.
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