Red Neck Flood Survival Kit

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BornBad
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Red Neck Flood Survival Kit

Post by BornBad » December 14th, 2005, 10:04 pm

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser..........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check




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Re: Red Neck Flood Survival Kit

Post by hobiecat » December 15th, 2005, 12:37 pm

heck, that's just enuff booze to get'em to the next lootable liquor store without goin thru DTs.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Red Neck Flood Survival Kit

Post by hunting170 » December 15th, 2005, 5:30 pm

No wonder the news reports kept saying that they desperately needed ice down there.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

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