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Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 3:26 pm

Your children are named Eudora, AOL and dotcom.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word processor. COM

You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by BornBad » April 6th, 2004, 3:28 pm

Aw damn, you beat me to it hobs Image Image

ya post padder wanna be... Hope you at least make Merchant by days end.
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 3:31 pm

I'm tryin son. I'm tryin!
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by BornBad » April 6th, 2004, 3:34 pm

I'll get back to recipe's I want Centurion
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 3:35 pm

How far to Centurion?
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by BornBad » April 6th, 2004, 4:17 pm

0 Free Man
20 Citizen
200 Merchant
300 Legionary
400 Centurion
500 Military tribune
600 Nobleman
700 Aedile
800 Quaestor
900 Legate
1000 Senator
1500 Consul
2000 Pontifex Maximus
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by fishin » April 7th, 2004, 2:51 pm

Good one Hobie!
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by hobiecat » April 8th, 2004, 12:23 pm

Thanks
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Re: Signs you spend too much time on the computer

Post by fishin » April 8th, 2004, 2:53 pm

Your welcome Image
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