Hanging Your Deer

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Hanging Your Deer

Post by Swamp_Fox » February 24th, 2006, 1:05 am

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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Rafe Hollister » February 24th, 2006, 9:01 am

Some ying-yangs from a rival school ran a coyote up the flagpole at my high school before a football game my Sophomore or Junior year.
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Warmouth » February 24th, 2006, 10:20 am

If it wasn't poached, that is some funny chit.
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Swamp_Fox » February 24th, 2006, 10:47 am

Dead deer flying at half mast.

I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by hunting170 » February 24th, 2006, 12:59 pm

If it`s still alive, that is even funnier.
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Warmouth » February 24th, 2006, 1:07 pm

If it's still alive, they should just go arrest PS. He's the only mofo I've heard of that could do that.

Wait, I do know a cowboy that might be able to pull that off.

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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Outdoorsfool » February 27th, 2006, 4:09 pm

Dang brokeback mt chit makes "cowboy" sound gay now...hollywood fuggers )

Ain't that the fuggin' truth. Damnn hollywierd types done went and screwed up the good ole American cowboy connotation. Image
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by PoisonSnake » February 28th, 2006, 9:23 am

What is this deal with Willie Nelson writing songs in reference to gay cowboys?
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Post by Great White Hunter » February 28th, 2006, 10:19 am

PoisonSnake said:
What is this deal with Willie Nelson writing songs in reference to gay cowboys?

Willie's gay.
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by Outdoorsfool » February 28th, 2006, 10:58 am

I ain't never Image' weed with Willie again. Image
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Re: Hanging Your Deer

Post by BornBad » March 2nd, 2006, 9:55 pm

Willie has seen more vaginalopening than a litter box. He aint got nottin to prove.
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