Hoedown Headcount

Ol' Dad · Post by **Ol' Dad** » May 24th, 2006, 11:22 am

Doubt' it. Last time I did, TTTN kept asking if he could fondle my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock. It got annoying after a while....

Ol Dad

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » May 24th, 2006, 11:25 am

You get use to it after a while, he has a tender touch for a Neanderthal.

Duck Me Runnin · Post by **Duck Me Runnin** » May 25th, 2006, 2:54 am

I don't think you have the balls to show up, ya forkin' old geezer.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2006, 3:11 am

I doubt I am going to make it. Just found out this past weekend that I have a family reunion down at Table Rock that weekend. I was livid about it considering we have to be out of our current home by June 30. Sorry fellows.

Two Tall the Neanderthal · Post by **Two Tall the Neanderthal** » May 25th, 2006, 3:22 am

I was sadly disappointed when they turned out feeling more like marshmallows in a gunnysack.

CuppedAndCommitted · Post by **CuppedAndCommitted** » May 25th, 2006, 6:06 am

PS,

We weren't really counting on you anyhow. Same song different day.

Ol'Dad,

You aint got enough hair on your azz to come hang with this crowd.

Ol' Dad · Post by **Ol' Dad** » May 25th, 2006, 7:44 am

Why don't you ask TTTN how much hair is on my azz.....I know there is enough there that it got tangled up in his unibrow while he was licking my sack!

Ol' Dad

RB · Post by RB » May 25th, 2006, 9:11 am

Hey Ol Dad, you sound like a fag letting another guy lick your sack. In my book if'n you let that happen you are as gay as the licker.

Ol' Dad · Post by **Ol' Dad** » May 25th, 2006, 10:34 am

Nobody gives a rats azz about your book...

Ol' Dad

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2006, 10:42 am

Cupped&Committed said:
PS,
We weren't really counting on you anyhow. Same song different day.

What the heck are you talking about? I make nearly every one of these things. Heck, I have made a few even with the duck boys.

Duck Me Runnin · Post by **Duck Me Runnin** » May 25th, 2006, 10:56 am

I have to admit, the Snake usually shows.

Now someone else is going to have to park in the grass, sing Johnny Cash tunes, and claim to kill turkeys with their feet.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2006, 11:05 am

This really sucks because I was actually looking forward to this one.

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » May 25th, 2006, 11:07 am

Too bad PS, I was going to give you beers until I got a demo of that death kick.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2006, 11:09 am

That would be about 1 1/2 Warmouth. I am a lightweight.

RB · Post by RB » May 25th, 2006, 11:17 am

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