Forgivness?

[Big John]

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then
repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly
Lady.


"Mrs. Jones?": "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.


"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.


"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how
a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"


The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."