Safety Bass, BassCat?

[Wolfman]

What does a hippo have if it's head is warm and it see's spots?
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A Polka-dotted sock over it's head!


What did the sunken ship say when it was surrounded by sharks?
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Help! I'm a nervous wreck!


What did the beaver say when it heard a chain saw?
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They're playing my song!


Why did'nt the skeleton go to the ball?
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It had no-body to go with!


Whats a sheeps favorite fruit?
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Baaa-nanas!


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the Ball?
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Glass Flippers!

[Tablerock]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop".....

[Wolfman]

Two fishermen went cat fishing one night. As usual they stopped and got em a late night snack at one of the local diners. After leaveing Mr Wongs they set up on the bank and started fishing. The cats were just flat tearing up the nightcrawlers. After a bit one guys fish catching pretty well stops so. So their sitting there fishing and eatting their chinese noodles ect. After a bit the first fella says to the second "well i guess it's time to go home!"
Second fellas say's "Why? We have'nt got half our limits yet?"
First guy say's "Well you quit catching fish cause your fishing with noodles and you done eat tha bait!"

Marti, what ya call a dog with only three legs?
"Tripod"

[cook]

What do you call a dog with no legs--Matt.
Glad to see your still alive wolfie.

[safetybass]

Wolfman, you've been couped up too long again!

[Triton X2]

What do you call 2 guys on a window? Curt and Rod......When Wolfie starts these, it could be a long seige....lol

[Wolfman]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Ground Beef!





What do you call eyes on a wall?

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'Walleyes!'





How do you get a bunny to jump 30 feet up a tree?

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Goose him with a porcupine!





What is the fastest fish in the water?

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A motopike!





What do fish and women have in common?

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They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!



What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

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Anything you like, he can't hear you.



Where do fish sleep?

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In a river bed!





What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

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You can't tuna fish.





Blame Triton. "When Wolfie starts these, it could be a long seige....lol"

Hard to resist a challange.

[Tablerock]

What do you call cheese that's not yours ??
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Nacho Cheese .....

[Hellbender]

How about one thats true. I saw a TV show on bloopers and one was of a newscaster reporting a truck accident. He reported that some cattle named Ann and Gus had escaped. His coanchor informed him they were Angus cattle, not cows named Ann and Gus.

[Wolfman]

I liked the KY3 fishing reports last night. One of the two nimrods that do the reports flipped his own rod out of his hands when he got a bite while doing the news cast. Blub blub blub goes the Rod!...lol
Looked like something SafetyBass would do.

[safetybass]

Hey now! I'll have you know I have never, ever done a news report.

[Triton X2]

A couple of weeks ago, I was fishing in the wind and put down the trolling motor and a wave hit the boat and I lost my balance and kicked a gloomis rod and a Browning reel out of the boat in about 25 feet of water....I was sick about it...The next day my brother and I went rod fishing with a chain stringer and the 3rd cast I hooked my rod and reel and brought it up out of the water....Then I was a happy fisherman.....

[Wolfman]

I can't remember which one it was(name) but he was sure upset about it. kept tweaking the T-motor and looking at the water through the whole fishing report. Acted like he wanted to jump in the lake. Knowing them two he may well of had a $200 rod n reel sitting on the bottom...lol

By the way they were catching largemouths near the bank on floating worms.

SB, you know how to make a worm float don't you?
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Make it wear a Life Jacket!...lol

[safetybass]

Somebody find Wolfman's medicine and get him back on it!

[Wolfman]

SB, speaking of medicine.

What fish can perform operations?

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A Sturgeon!





Where do fish keep their money?

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In the river bank.





I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife...





...best trade I ever made.





"A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.



One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.



The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.



The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.."





"A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today



The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."



"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.



"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."