ATTENTION ALL YOU LURKER MOFOS

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Post by kingfisher » April 27th, 2004, 4:09 pm

Well ya can't chisel that Image into somethin if it's to hard to chisel in the first place smitty.

I think thats where the problem got started-alot of ya got frustrated with the hammer-chisel and hard working surface.

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Post by TOS » April 27th, 2004, 4:18 pm

I agree with you KF. Point well taken.

Hobiekitten, you're a dumbass. That is a point that noone can argue.

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Post by hobiecat » April 27th, 2004, 5:11 pm

The Old Snapperhead, once again you are wrong and you force me to point it out to you!!
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Post by RB » April 27th, 2004, 5:23 pm

Alright you two why don't you quit the name calling and be civil, mature, adult sportsmen? Remember what happend with all the name calling on the old cafe.

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Post by BornBad » April 27th, 2004, 5:34 pm

Ya, I do. I made a small fortune peddling Image
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Post by bog*usa » April 27th, 2004, 8:14 pm

Lurkin is what Tigger's do best! Image

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Post by fishin » April 28th, 2004, 12:14 pm

BB, is rich by Rolla standards now!
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Post by coyote.whacker » April 28th, 2004, 12:38 pm

fishin, you know when you are rich in Rolla when both nickels you have to rub together are in the same pocket.

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Post by BornBad » April 28th, 2004, 12:48 pm

Now I have heard most the slams about Rolla gals being butt ugly, but this poor/rich schmack talk is somptin new. Let em rip Image
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Post by Outdoorsfool » April 28th, 2004, 1:02 pm

BB - You all got girls in that town? Can it be called "slams", if it's true? Remember now, I used to live down there, so's my knowledge comes from personal experience. But some of them little river and country towns around Rolla are often home to some real hometown cuties! Image
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Post by Duck Me Runnin » April 28th, 2004, 1:23 pm

Yeah,and a couple of 'em are even human. Image
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Post by coyote.whacker » April 28th, 2004, 1:24 pm

That's right ODF, the only problem is you can get em away from the feed trough for long. It has been scientifically proven that the Rolla are is subject to strange gravitational pull. That's why those hill runnin' cuties double in size after 5 years of marriage. I saw a gal there one time that was so cross eyed when she cried the tears rolled down her back.

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Post by Outdoorsfool » April 28th, 2004, 1:28 pm

DMR - one of the smallest pair of cut-off shorts on the longest set of legs I ever seen was over around Doolittle. I don't think Hef has ever had anything better in his mag!! Image
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Post by Duck Me Runnin » April 28th, 2004, 1:35 pm

I saw this little Holstein calf at the rodeo in Licking................never mind. Image

Actually,there can be some fine scenery on a summer day at the swimmin' hole at Boiling Springs. Especially the ones that just finished jumping into the spring. Image
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Post by BornBad » April 28th, 2004, 1:51 pm

Image the competition ratio for them hoties in Rolla is unreal though. To many bucks, not enough does.

Left Rolla for a short time and moved to Cape Girardeau: was like a culture shock, babes everywhere and they were mostly down to earth.. Even butt ugly guys could get hot dates. I know Image
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