Safety Bass, BassCat?

[Wolfman]

God where is everybody?...lol

What do you call a cat that tried to cross the road?
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A 'Sail Kitty!'(You know, frisbie...lol)

What do you call the bird that tried to cross the road?
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Sail Bird!

What do you call a deer that tried to cross the road?
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An Insurance Claim!

[safetybass]

Ouch. That last one isn't so funny!

[Wolfman]

Friend took one out on the way to work about tuesday..lol Big a$$ed truck did'nt get hurt more then a license plate and tire came off the rim when he slid sideways into the ditch. Deer died though.

[Tablerock]

Why did the turtle cross the road ??


To get to the Shell Station........

[Wolfman]

Your going to have SB and BC crying in their milk marti...lol


Know why turtles don't make good soliders?
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They get 'Shell' Shock!


Know why turtle make good salesmen?
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They can make you a 'Shell' of a good deal...lol

[Triton X2]

SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!