D-Mav's New Name on the Cafe

[TOS]

Limbshot! This name is appropriate after his antics this past Saturday morning.

[hobiecat]

OK, you've started the story, let's hear the rest!

[TOS]

I'll let him tell the story. It's not good. But, it does the CCGC proud. All I am gonna say is that he slept out in the rain all Friday nite to kill a freakin' turkey. How many of you can say that? Again, it shows the dedication of the CCGC to rise above all of the rest of you MOFOs.

[hobiecat]

I once slept out in the rain all night to get tickets to a Van Halen concert!



Does that count?

[TOS]

I once slept all night out in the rain just to get a piece of ass.

[hobiecat]

I once slept out in the rain all night after getting a piece of ass.

[Two Tall the Neanderthal]

Limbshot a good gobbler then have to swim after it. Holy crap... I about chit my pants when he told that story.

[Two Tall the Neanderthal]

What the hell is wrong with you boys... I sleep dry and warm in my bed and the pieces of ass sleep outside on the porch in the rain waiting for tickets to get in.

[hobiecat]

Speakin of asses...
where has D-Mav been lately?

[Rafe Hollister]

C'mon, Limbshot, your public is waiting for the story.

I tell you this much, boys, don't be drinking anything when you're reading it that you don't want to spit out onto your computer screen

[Altonite]

I once passed out and slept through a David Lee Roth concert. When I came to I was laying prone in the back of a truck, headed for Spgfld. Don't think that won't mess with your head.

[Great White Hunter]

D-Mav can't get on to the message board at work anymore...something about having his internet privileges revoked.



And don't believe Smitty, he didn't shoot it off the limb either...here's the email that D-mav sent me about the hunt:



I took bird #1 finally this past Saturday. My best bird to date. 21

pounds, 1 inch spurs and 3 beards: 11 inches, 5.5 inches, and 2.5

inches! Set up a little too close for comfort. Had a general location

on them from the evening before. Walked up the ridge the next morning.

The first time they gobbled they were roosted about 50 yards form me.

At 6:10, did some real light calling with the slate, and he and his two

buddie all triple gobbled, and he jumped out of the tree and glided to

20 yards, right in front of me. Luckily, he landed behind a tree and

allowed me to get my hand off my striker and onto my gun, once he

stepped out from behind the tree, I let him have it. Hope to have some

pics pretty soon, although they aren't pretty. The bastard rolled all

the way down a 200 foot embankment and lost feathers all the way down.

He was practically naked by the time I recovered him. So he probably

actually weighed about 22 pounds if you add all those feathers back in:)

[Two Tall the Neanderthal]

If your not real CCGC you don't get the truth!!! Until we make him post it here... It was just to wild not to tell the real deal.

I will tell you'all this much... He and that bird were wet when the ordeal was over and there is proof that turkeys can swim!

[Great White Hunter]

You seem to forget Two Tall that I am the CCGC...I'll get the truth from D-mav and I'll post it here for the world to see.

[Rafe Hollister]

And wait 'til you hear the part about the Weed Eater. D-Mav (Limbshooter) is one creative bastard. He really is the embodiment of the CCGC. Except he's short.