Shot another sammich...

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Rafe Hollister
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 29th, 2007, 11:12 am

I take my DeWalt reciprocating saw and cut off the hooves to sell in Chinatown as an aphrodisiac. Once they're ground up it's easy to pass it off as rhino horn.
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by hunting170 » November 29th, 2007, 12:17 pm

Rafe Hollister said:
I take my DeWalt reciprocating saw and cut off the hooves to sell in Chinatown as an aphrodisiac. Once they're ground up it's easy to pass it off as rhino horn.

The thought probably never crosses Too Hung Lo`s mind that you`re a lying, cheating, deceptive, white man, does it SEPS?
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Warmouth » November 29th, 2007, 12:24 pm

I hope you're getting a good price Rafe. I know folks who swear by those hooves. Boner City from what I hear.
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 29th, 2007, 2:43 pm

Chemically it's all about the same. Besides that, those Orientals need all the help they can get.
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by TobyfromMO » November 29th, 2007, 5:57 pm

MOCraig said:

I have a huge cock.


What's his name?...MOCock??? I bet your wife likes to rub his wattles.
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Showme » November 29th, 2007, 6:13 pm

MOCraig said:
I have a huge cock.

That really isn't true. It technically is your wife's. She is the one that went to Priscilla's and bought it Image Image
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Warmouth » November 29th, 2007, 6:16 pm

I would bet that's just the internet talkin' boys. Image
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 29th, 2007, 6:32 pm

MOCraig said:
I have a huge cock.

What's the name of the guy it's attached to?
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Re: Shot another sammich...

Post by hunting170 » November 30th, 2007, 11:38 am

Looks like you got a new Cock Wagon too. Don`t forget, I called dibs on the old Cock Wagon along time ago.
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