the office quotes

[Triton X2]

LA, think maybe he ran out of those goofy quotes?

[Rafe Hollister]

Can I have everyone's attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff in the bathroom about Michael. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It's a ladies' room. And if you can't act like ladies, then maybe you won't have a bathroom.
--Dwight

[Rafe Hollister]

The people I respect--heroes of mine would be Bob Hope, um Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, and probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

If I changed the life of one person...just one person...well, okay, one is aiming pretty low. Let's say I change the lives of five thousand people...ten thousand...okay, five thousand, I'd be satisfied for starts...
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

Pizza. The great equalizer. Everybody likes pizza. Poor people like pizza, rich people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza....Do black people like pizza?
--Michael

[Triton X2]

ah yes, something to look forward to on this otherwise dead board.

[Rafe Hollister]

There are several ways you can tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid eye contact. The liar will cover part of the face with his or her hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar over the phone, so none of that is useful.
--Dwight

[Rafe Hollister]

My proudest moment here...was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, "Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?" Wow, wow, wow....Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go, he sucked.
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. We make a great team. Michael is like Mozart. And I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael's like Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart and you're going to get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
--Dwight

[Triton X2]

Please try to keep up on a more daily manner..I have gotten to where I anticipate you daily posts.

[Triton X2]

Rafe dont come on here and post 3 at one time...I70 is looking forward to your daily (semiweekly or is it semimonthly now?) posts.

[Rafe Hollister]

I haven't been able to get on here every day. Lately I can only log on about once a day if I'm lucky. That being said, here is a quote for today.

[Rafe Hollister]

Studies have shown that today's woman...is at a crossroads....You've come a long way, baby. But I want things to stay within reason. Because in Albany they ended up turning a break room into a lactation room.
--Michael

[Triton X2]

I'm sure I70 thanks you.

[Rafe Hollister]

170 is well aware of what this thread contains. If he comes here to bi+ch about what he's reading, then he's a fu(king moron.