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Re: the office quotes

Post by Triton X2 » March 4th, 2008, 1:43 pm

Got any pics?
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Re: the office quotes

Post by Triton X2 » March 4th, 2008, 1:47 pm

You know if it werent for you, me, I70, Warmouth, and RB this place would go to Hades in a handbasket wouldnt it....TritonX2
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Re: the office quotes

Post by Rafe Hollister » March 4th, 2008, 5:59 pm

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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 4th, 2008, 6:01 pm

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Re: the office quotes

Post by Rafe Hollister » March 4th, 2008, 6:06 pm

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Post by Triton X2 » March 4th, 2008, 6:06 pm

That might just be over the top.....no pictures!!!
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Re: the office quotes

Post by Rafe Hollister » March 5th, 2008, 2:03 pm

Ask & ye shall receive.
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Re: the office quotes

Post by hunting170 » March 5th, 2008, 3:10 pm

Triton X2 said:
That might just be over the top.....no pictures!!!

That might just be a bit gay. Posting pictures of men who aren`t Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, or holding a set of 180" shed Image.
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Post by Triton X2 » March 5th, 2008, 3:20 pm

Or John Wayne.
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Post by Swamp_Fox » March 16th, 2008, 12:35 am

hunting170 wrote:Okay Swamp Fox, Dummass has been given enough chances. These still aren`t funny. So as moderator of the joke forum, I think you know what you have to do. I can assure you that no one would be allowed to use the bowhunting, or feral hog forums for their own personal enjoyment. Break out the axe, man.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 17th, 2008, 11:42 am

Yes, today is my b-day. People seem to go crazy for it. I don't know why. It's on the first day of spring--give or take a week--which is cool. Plus, fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria, so I have the perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 19th, 2008, 5:22 pm

They say you should take two steps forward and one step back. That's what I did in the last week. Except I took an extra step back. Then I kind of moved to the side a little. Life is a square dance. And all the men merely...dancers.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 20th, 2008, 9:03 am

Part of being a boss is recognizing talent--including your own.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 21st, 2008, 3:48 pm

Today is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night....it's everyone's favorite day....These guys in here don't get a lot of trophies. Like Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?
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Post by Rafe Hollister » March 24th, 2008, 11:43 am

Legend has it that a beet of purest gold sometimes grows in the fields of little boys who work double shifts.
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