Well it happened!!!

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 12:11 pm

Limbshot wrote::rotflmao: You bastard! Well let's see, he killed a deer and found it the same day, so that rules out PS, he killed a deer, so that rules out Rafe and Hobie, my wife hates Triton boats so that rules out Triton, I think RB and BB are a little beyond my wife's age range (nothing personal guys) he doesn't have a "pot belly" so I guess that rules out 170, he is dang near a midget, so that rules out TT, he hates cutting firewood, so that rules out Dave, and he is a good looking kid, so that rules out you and Toby, so he must be mine!!! :yes:

BTW, he does enjoy telling that story and showing it off, I do no think there is a singel person he knows that has not seen pics of this deer!!! That is what it is all about!!!
LS that is definitely post of the year material. Laughed and spit soda at the same time. Also, don't forget wimmens like thier men and wine slightly aged so be careful she doesn't find out about BB and yours truly. Just let us know if we are needed so we can juice up on the geritol.

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by BornBad » November 3rd, 2009, 12:28 pm

Shit, now I am too old to even be considered an adulterer.. :boozer:
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Limbshot » November 3rd, 2009, 12:54 pm

:rotflmao: You guys are killin' me! RB, I'll talk it over with her and get back to you. BB sounds like you got it bad buddy!!!
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2009, 1:01 pm

BornBad wrote:Shit, now I am too old to even be considered an adulterer.. :boozer:
:rotflmao:

Where there's a will, there's a way.
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 1:20 pm

Warmouth wrote:
BornBad wrote:Shit, now I am too old to even be considered an adulterer.. :boozer:
:rotflmao:

Where there's a will, there's a way.
WM tell BB in addition to a will there's Viagra. Boner of champions.

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Limbshot » November 3rd, 2009, 1:54 pm

:rotflmao: Damn! I don't even know what else to say, just damn! :rotflmao:
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 3rd, 2009, 2:08 pm

The old guy we hunt with, Merle, is 73 now. He asked his doctor for a Viagra prescription. He said he didn't want the full dose, just enough so he wouldn't pee on his feet.

His wife, Judy said, "Yeah, that must be all he got, too."
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 2:17 pm

Limbshot wrote::rotflmao: Damn! I don't even know what else to say, just damn! :rotflmao:
LS, not sure how old you are but when you are my age you will know exactly what to say. by the way, a colonoscopy really doesn't hurt if they do it right.

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2009, 2:32 pm

Rafe, describe Judy, if you would. Thanks.

We know she's horny, but how is age treating her?
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by BornBad » November 3rd, 2009, 2:45 pm

Damn, sometimes threads do move around here.

Relax guys. There aint nothing wrong with the AA gun. It was not where I was going, but that’s ok. One day, you some-beaches will be in the same boat; A granny getter :boozer:
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 2:48 pm

BornBad wrote:Damb, sometimes threads do move around here.

Relax guys. There aint nothing wrong with the AA gun. It was not where I was going, but that’s ok. One day, you some-beaches will be in the same boat; A granny getter :boozer:
BB, nuthin wrong with poppin a granny here and there. But why do they look a lot younger than they did 20 years ago?

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Limbshot » November 3rd, 2009, 2:52 pm

Sounds like you guys could use WM's help, rumor has it, he is good with "wood." :biggrin:

A "granny getter" something to be said for removable teeth I guess. :kiss:
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 2:55 pm

Limbshot wrote:Sounds like you guys could use WM's help, rumor has it, he is good with "wood." :biggrin:

A "granny getter" something to be said for removable teeth I guess. :kiss:
And a flat head for resting a beer.

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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by Warmouth » November 3rd, 2009, 3:26 pm

You guys are getting gross. I was just trying to find out if the 70 year old lady was hot, that's all. :shame:
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Re: Well it happened!!!

Post by RB » November 3rd, 2009, 3:31 pm

Warmouth wrote:You guys are getting gross. I was just trying to find out if the 70 year old lady was hot, that's all. :shame:
You know what that 70 year old stuff is like don't you...........DEPENDS.

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