Hog From TX

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Rafe Hollister
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Hog From TX

Post by Rafe Hollister » December 3rd, 2009, 8:26 am

Friend was driving home from Dallas this weekend when she hit a feral hog just outside Dallas. Caved in the front end of her car and it just pissed off the hog. He got up and charged the car, caving in the driver & passenger side doors to the point that they couldn't be opened. A guy in a truck behind her witnessed it all and tried to push the hog off the car but it kept attacking. The car was totalled and she had to borrow her dad's girlfriend's car to drive home.

Sorry--no pictures.
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Re: Hog From TX

Post by hunting170 » December 3rd, 2009, 9:40 am

WTF ever Rafe Bower. Too many bs lines in that post for me to believe it.

1. Like you would have a friend that is a female. (although this may be true because as I understand it chicks dig gay guys.)

2. No mention of what type of car it was. (are there still any Yugos on the road)

3. If there is a guy driving a truck, in Texas, there is also a firearm within easy reach. (no need to risk jacking-up a perfectly good truck)

4. The new motto here on OM.com...pics or it didn`t happen.
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Re: Hog From TX

Post by Rafe Hollister » December 3rd, 2009, 11:43 am

OK, H125, she was driving a Hyundai or Kia or some such POS.

The guy didn't necessarily try to run the hog over--just scare it off. He eventually did, but not until the damage was done. Not sure if the hog died or not.

She has pictures and I'll try to get ahold of them. I haven't seen them yet.

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Re: Hog From TX

Post by Warmouth » December 3rd, 2009, 1:21 pm

"Slow of speach and thought"...yYou could have just said slow, and been just as accurate, Craig.

Good story Rafe. Was your friend shirtless at the time? That would make for a great story.
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Re: Hog From TX

Post by Rafe Hollister » December 3rd, 2009, 1:30 pm

I don't think she was shirtless but I can ask. And if she was, I won't have pictures of that, either. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Re: Hog From TX

Post by Warmouth » December 3rd, 2009, 2:02 pm

SAMCRO wrote:You can be fast of thought and slow of speech. You can be slow of speech and fast of thought. Idiot.
I just might now. :rotfl:
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