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BornBad
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The Easter Hop

Post by BornBad » March 20th, 2005, 8:20 am

I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear

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Re: The Easter Hop

Post by Swamp_Fox » March 24th, 2005, 12:51 am

It was Palm Sunday, and the mother's 3 year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm branches, the little boy asked what they were for. His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."

"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go, and Jesus shows up".
Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.

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