Stupid deer.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by GoGop » June 5th, 2005, 12:40 am

Looks like a UFO hovering over your truck, and something hiding in your tree.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 6th, 2005, 10:10 am

Was that last night? There were a lot of deer moving around my place last night. They mill around in the yard and then for some reason take off like mad to jump across the road.



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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 6th, 2005, 2:39 pm

That is ancient history, you should post this info in a timely manner.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Great White Hunter » June 6th, 2005, 4:31 pm

That's a stupid looking truck.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 7th, 2005, 3:52 pm

Them city deer ain't as smart as them open country deer are they ?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 10:08 am

That's what I've been saying, Split knows too many OM sayings and cut-downs for her to be a newbie.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by BornBad » June 8th, 2005, 10:23 am

All I know is she has been shaking her Image around here for a week or so and aint made anyone a single sammich.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 10:30 am

Or darned any socks that I know of.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Rafe Hollister » June 8th, 2005, 11:13 am

Or churned any butter.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by LadyAngler » June 8th, 2005, 11:16 am

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Re: Stupid deer.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Duck Me Runnin » June 8th, 2005, 12:02 pm

WTF is Madam Mammary ?

At least last week she would try to defend herself.

She should be ashamed.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 12:13 pm

I can read. I have been around reading awhile before I ever posted. I have plenty of help with all the PM's. 2B specifically told me to mention open country deer because he knew it would get your goat. He is a fart smeller ain't he.



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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by LadyAngler » June 8th, 2005, 2:36 pm

BTW... I noticed you are still sportin' that "SUPER COOL" perm! WTG!!! Image



That look has only been "out" for like what?... two decades now? I hope you saved your Whitesnake jean jacket to match! Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by PoisonSnake » June 8th, 2005, 2:39 pm

Hey now, don't go saying anything bad about Whitesnake.
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